I was taking off the staples’ bullet from a stack of paper that my husband gave me to recycle. Here’s an article I found:

It’s Nice To Be A Man

1. Your last name stays put.
2. The garage is all yours.
3. You can be president.
4. You can wear a white t-shirt to a water park.
5. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
6. The world is your urinal.
7. Same work… more pay.
8. Wrinkles add character.
9. You don’t have to leave the room to make crotch adjustments.
10. Wedding dress $5000; Tux rental $100.
11. People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.
12. One mood, ALL the time.
13. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
14. You know stuff about tanks.
15. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
16. You can open all your own jars.
17. You can kill your own food.
18. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
19. Your underwear is $6.95 for a three-pack.
20. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
21. Everything on your face stays its original colour.
22. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colours.
23. You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
24. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
25. You don’t have to shave below your neck.
26. Your belly usually hides you big hips.
27. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
28. You can “do” your nails with a pocket-knife or your teeth.
29. Mustaches are always an “option”
30. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives on Dec 24th, in 45 mins.


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